Hi and welcome to my blog. I’m Juan and, as you’ve probably already gathered, I’m going through a bit of a sticky patch at the moment. Unfortunately, the duration of my ‘wobble’ is turning out to be a little lengthier than I had originally anticipated. If truth be told, it’s been going on so long now I think there’s a mathematically statistical chance that I could even metamorphose into a full-blown f#####g jelly… and a shitty sugar free vegan leftover plate full at that.

Anyway, it’s not all doom and gloom (maybe only 97% to be fair) as I’ve got the launch of my new book, One Shade Of Brown, and my newly discovered talent as a blogger to look forward too. My blog, ‘The World According To’ or T.W.A.T for short (an appropriate acronym some might say), is destined to be my little online place in cyberspace where I’ll be totally free to vent my anger and frustrations with the world around me in the ultimate search for happiness and inner peace. It’ll be a sort of coping mechanism and, upon the advice of my postman, I’ve just taken up fishing to help me along the way.

So I’ll be casting my rod far and wide in order to land the biggest catches of the day and reward you, my little Homo sapien friends, with the juiciest clickbait around. I’ll be de-scaling the most pressing issues in our society and venturing into the depths of human depravity whilst trawling your comments along the way. Okay, enough of the angling puns. Let’s just say, it’s gonna get fishy AF around here… so, come on guys, it’s time to get your tackle out!